#include #include using namespace std; int main() { int choice; cout << "Ever wondered that if programming languages were humans , what would they be like ?" << endl; cout << "Choose a number from this list :- " << endl << "(1) for C++." << endl << "(2) for JavaScript." << endl << "(3) for Python." << endl << "Your choice : "; cin >> choice; switch (choice) { case 1: cout << "C++ : " << "Originally a craftsman, this ADHD-ridden maniac tried to learn every craft simultaneously, and he'll take any odd job you throw at him, from mopping the floor to building a skyscraper. Talking to him is kind of a challenge though, because he talks fast, and he'll present you with all sorts of choices that you never thought existed, let alone were relevant." << endl; break; case 2: cout << "JavaScript : " << "Former liberal arts major with great prospects, born into a family of bohemian artists, but forced to drop out of art school and into making a living as a shop window decorator due to circumstances. She's still dreaming of that art career, but being the only window decorator in town, and hindered by her inability to do two things simultaneously, she's stuck in that job, although recently she has been offered a few gigs as an interior designer which didn't go badly at all. The pay is good, and she's popular, so that art career will probably never get off the ground. Her drinking might become a problem at some point, but so far she seems rather stable." << endl; break; case 3: cout << "Python : " << "Spoiled trust fund kiddie and self-proclaimed artist. Has all sorts of high-and-mighty talks about explicit being better than implicit, but borrows your stuff without asking. When confronted about the matter, he'll say something like look, we're all consenting adults here, or you see it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission. And forgive him you do, because other than that, he's really a fun guy to hang out with. Just don't trust him with your car keys" << endl; break; } return 0; }

Programming languages as humans