/* Where's the C++❓ Created by Squid 🦑 Take a look around in the code playground. What do you see❔ Yes, a lot, a lot, and a lot of HTML But where's the other languages❔ I guess you can do cooler stuff with HTMl Well... no. It's easier to do cooler stuff with HTML But you can do cool stuff with C++ too❕ Run the code, and watch my thinking process❕ Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show❕ Also please leave an upvote if you like it. Thanks❕ OTHER CODES: Be sure to check out: "Let's kill some mods, shall we?" As many of the ideas here were used there. Hope you guys like it! */ #include #include #include using namespace std; int main() { cout << "Hmm... what can we do? The compiler's input is very limited, so we can't make a program with a lot of user inputs.\n\nA story would be nice, but with the current limitations on the compiler, we can't do much. Let's give it a go anyway...\n\nOfficer: Do you know why I pulled you over today?\nYou: Umm... I don't actually\nOfficer: It's becuase you were going 20 km/h above the speed limit!\nYou: I was?\nOfficer: You tell me. Did you not see the sign?\nYou: Yeah, I did, but I was going way to fast so it appeared as a blur\n\nWell... I guess you can tell good jokes. I'mma mark that down as a potential idea.\n\nWhat more can we do? Well I was thinking for a bit, and I came across the `rand()` function. And if you program it correctly, you don't even need the user's input!\n\nThink about it. I could create a program in which picks out a random person, or something like that. And if we combine it with a joke, then it's possible to have limitless answers! Let's give it a shot...\n(run the code multiple times to see different answers)\n\nExcuse me officer, do you know where the nearest... "; srand(time(0)); int magicNumber = (rand() % 3) + 1; if (magicNumber == 1) cout << " restroom is?\n\n"; else if (magicNumber == 2) cout << " store is? I'm trying to find a place to rob.\n\n"; else if (magicNumber == 3) cout << " person with a real life is?\n\n"; cout << "Well... hopefully you can do better then me. That's all I got for now folks. I'm still experimenting with new ideas, and I'll update this once I have them. If you have any suggestions, please tell me. Also be sure to check out my other code: \"Let's kill some mods shall we?\" It uses the same principles talked here, and many more! Thanks for watching!"; }

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