/* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Malaysian knows */ #include using namespace std; int main() { cout<<"Some common phrases/scenarios you might come across in Malaysia -\n\n"; cout<<"Let's take a stroll :\n jom lepak / jom lim kopi / che cha mou\n\n"; cout<<"This is not good :\n ini haram / tak halal ye (and they carry on)\n\n"; cout<<"About the traffic congestion :\n trafik jam lagi. Hari hari jam. Tu kereta dahlah atur dari Singapore sampai Thailand, masih tak bagi lalu (flip table)\n\n"; cout<<"Don't throw rubbish everywhere :\n jangan buang sampah merata-rata (yet you see garbage scattering everywhere)\n\n"; cout<<"Is she your girlfriend :\n ehhh bini tu awek kau ye (*_*)\n\n"; cout<<"Reflect yourself, normie :\n redolah kau\n\n"; cout<<"We get an extra holiday :\n dapat cuti sehari ye hehe\n\n"; cout<<"Plz vote us :\n undi kitalah rakan-rakan / sokonglah kita\n\n"; cout<<"Kids playing paper guns in school :\n biu! biu! biu!\n\n"; cout<<"Call me the boss :\n panggil aku taiko\n\n"; cout<<"I have the power stronger than the world :\n ling be siong hiao\n\n"; cout<<"The magic word of luck & prosperity :\n huat ah\n\n"; cout<<"Why didn't you invite me :\n bojio\n\n"; cout<<"People complaining about street racers :\n wah tengok itu mat rempit beng beng beng bising sia\n\n"; cout<<"Shut up :\n diam\n\n"; cout<<"MH370 :\n #MH370 #prayforit\n\n"; cout<<"I'm done for :\n habis kali ni / ggwp / ho se liao\n\n"; cout<<"Tree : Three\n\n"; cout<<"Three : Three\n\n"; cout<<"Programming :\n ...Malaysians don't talk about programming\n\n"; cout<<"Press \'f\' for respect :\n fffffffffff\n\n"; cout<<"Won football during PE :\n Weeee are the championnn~~\n\n"; cout<<"I was fined because I parked my car beside the road :\n kena saman pasah parking kat tepi jalan\n\n"; cout<<"Bath time == concert time :\n aku burung~~ di dalam sangkar~~ \n\n"; cout<<"Wifi status :\n loading (for eternity)... #@$!$!*&#$\n\n"; cout<<"Broken english :\n this one how many money?\n\n"; cout<<"Giving signs on road :\n off signing light, use honk\n\n"; cout<<"\"Malaysia is so wonderful. Wow so many troll lives. So many lifestyles. Wow. Welcome to Malaysia.\" ~dogge"; return 0; } /* creator: LKH date/time of creation: 2018/04/28 02:49 */

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