# ================================================ # Branam 12.17.2019 ============================== # ================================================ ''' Virtual life based on complete randomness ''' # ================================================ # Init =========================================== import random as r import math MANIA = 6 # [1 - 10] # The 'crazy pedestrians' cheat code from Gran Theft Auto nul = '0' # Third BOOL position # ================================================ # Blueprints ===================================== class dice(): ''' Randomization(max); round() prevents MANIA float division bug ''' high = 250 # How many faces on the dice def roll(high): return int(r.randint(0,round(high))) def Event(type, text, BOOL): ''' Announce and reassign boolean variable; nul is ineffective: Useful for announce without reassign''' if Mortal.El == True: Capital.employ('3T173', text) else: print(f" ({Mortal.age}.{type}) {str(text)}") if BOOL == nul: pass else: return BOOL def Line(): print('-=-'*18) def Word(position): ''' Spicy word choices ''' if position == "Bad": word = ["disastrous", "calamitous", "catastrophic", "cataclysmic", "devastating", "terrible", "dreadful", "horrendous", "dire", "ruinous", "gruesome", "awful", "miserable", "wretched", "unfortunate", "fatal", "deadly", "mortal", "lethal", "'what-the-hell-not-again' type of"] if position == "Good": word = ["astonishing", "astounding", "stunning", "staggering", "perplexing", "confounding", "dismaying", "awe-inspiring", "sensational", "remarkable", "spectacular", "stupendous", "phenomenal", "prodigious", "extraordinary", "incredible", "unbelievable", "wonderful", "marvelous", "thrilling", "amazeballs", "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"] return( word[ dice.roll(len(word)) - 1 ] ) class Time(): ''' Random initialization year ''' year = r.randint(1960, 2040) announceInterval = 5 # Amount of years between Year/HP announcements def annum(): ''' Move time and age forward 1 year ''' Time.year += 1 Mortal.age += 1 class Mortal(): invest = nul age = 0 alive = False El = False name = nul pronoun = nul titleName = "" nameList = ['Zac','Mario','Luigi','Yoshi', 'Toad', 'Lexi', 'Barbie', 'Kitty', 'Candy', 'Sugar'] def birth(): genderDice = dice.roll(1) Mortal.alive = True Mortal.health = 100 # Introduction into script changes based on Mortal.gender and Time.year if Time.year <= 2031: Mortal.gender = "Male" if genderDice == 0 else "Female" Mortal.name = r.choice(Mortal.nameList[:5]) if genderDice == 0 else r.choice(Mortal.nameList[5:]) print("Two ugly", 'humans' if genderDice else 'monkeys', "mated.", '\nSome time Later...\n' if genderDice else '\nA while later...\n') else: if dice.roll(3) == 0: print("\nPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn") Mortal.El = True else: print("\nA celestial computer has wraught simulation.\nNanoseconds later...") Mortal.name = r.choice(Mortal.nameList) Mortal.gender = "Apache Attack Helicopter" # Mortal's Big 5 Personality Index Mortal.o, Mortal.c, Mortal.e, Mortal.a, Mortal.n = [dice.roll(10) for i in range(5)] # Mortal's Financial IQ (Ability to handle money efficiently) Mortal.fiq = r.randint(abs(Mortal.c - 2),(Mortal.c + 2)) if Mortal.fiq > 10: # Limit to 10 Mortal.fiq = 10 # Mortal's General Intelligence Mortal.intel = r.randint(abs(Mortal.c + Mortal.o - 2),(Mortal.c + Mortal.o + 2)) # Mortal's Title Mortal.titleName = Mortal.title() # Welcome to Life if Mortal.gender == "Male" or Mortal.gender == "Female": print(f"Welcome to Life. Your name is {Mortal.name} the {Mortal.titleName}.\nGender: {Mortal.gender}\n") else: Event("Initalized new synthetic exoskeleton.", f"\nWelcome, {Mortal.name} the {Mortal.titleName}.\nGender: {Mortal.gender}\n", nul) def title(): ''' Assign personalized title ''' oceanDefinitions = [['Practical', 'Conventional', 'Strategist', 'Curious', 'Independent', 'Jack of all Trades'], ['Impulsive', 'Careless', 'Disorganized', 'Hardworking', 'Dependable', 'Organized'], ['Quiet', 'Reserved', 'Withdrawn', 'Outgoing', 'Warm', 'Adventurer'], ['Critical', 'Uncooperative', 'Suspicious', 'Helpful', 'Trusting', 'Empathetic'], ['Calm', 'Even-Tempered', 'Secure', 'Anxious', 'Unhappy', 'Emotional']] traitRoll = dice.roll(4) ocean = [Mortal.o, Mortal.c, Mortal.e, Mortal.a, Mortal.n] return( oceanDefinitions[traitRoll][round(ocean[traitRoll]/2)] ) def death(): ''' It ends ''' if Mortal.death.cause == nul: deathList = ['Alcoholism', 'Overworked', 'Workplace accident', 'Drug Overdose', 'Cancer', 'Heart Disease', 'Stroke', 'Diabetes', 'Pneumonia', 'Suicide', 'Wild Unicorn'] Mortal.death.cause = r.choice(deathList) print(f"\nOh dear. You have died.\nCause: {Mortal.death.cause.capitalize()} at age {str(Mortal.age)}.") Mortal.alive = False Mortal.health = 0 def decision(*arg): ''' Decision-making equations ''' if arg[0] == 'RRR': # Generate Risk Reward Ratio for each stock share; arg = Company.alpha # Altering this equation does not change outcome of company[i], instead how Mortal selects and distributes wealth to it return( round((Capital.income/1000)/((Mortal.fiq*arg[1])*1.25), 2) ) if arg[0] == 'Stock': # Return Boolean value as to whether we are going to invest in 'i' company or not; arg = Company.alpha return( ((Mortal.fiq*arg[1])*1.25) > (Capital.income/1000) ) if arg[0] == 'RRRBalance': # Step 1; Sum of all RRR values mult = sum( [Capital.portfolio[i][2] for i in range(len(Capital.portfolio))] ) # Step 2; Generate second portfolio, total percentage of AUM each company should take of portfolio pf2 = [round(Capital.portfolio[i][2]/mult,3) for i in range(len(Capital.portfolio))] # Step 3; Assets under management aum = sum( [Capital.portfolio[i][1]*Capital.portfolio[i][3] for i in range(len(Capital.portfolio))] ) # Step 4; i company is taking this % of portfolio assetVal = Capital.portfolio[i][1]*Capital.portfolio[i][3] # Step 5; Compare to how much it SHOULD be taking qty = (aum-assetVal)//arg[2] if assetVal > aum: return(0) elif qty > (Capital.cash//Company.vals[ib]): # We need more shares than we can afford, change to max buy qty return( (Capital.cash//Company.vals[ib]) ) else: return( qty ) class Capital: ''' Mortal's Bank Account and Employment ''' income = 0 cash = 0 employed = False investmentDeposit = 0 portfolio = [] jobRefusalCount, jobNumber, jobProspectNumber, jobTitle = 0, 0, 0, nul occupationTitle = ['Dentist', 'Personal Trainer', 'Accountant', 'Flight Attendant', 'Professor', 'Physician', 'School Teacher', 'Nurse Practitioner', 'Aviation Engineer', 'Physical Therapist'] occupationSalary = ['150889', '55520', str(r.randint(300,800)*100), '68207', str(r.randint(200, 400)*100), '181270', '53183', '97448', str(r.randint(400, 1500)*100), '80139'] carBrandList = ["Toyota", "Volkswagon", "Ford", "Chevrolet", "Chrysler", "Dodge", "Honda", "Nissan", "Kia", "Suzuki", "BMW"] def employ(*arg): ''' Primary income source ''' if arg[0] == '3T173': print(f"^(4G3={Mortal.age}!){arg[1].replace('a', '4').replace('A', '4').replace('You', 'uu').replace('r', 'R').replace('w', 'W').replace('e', '3').replace('E', '3').replace('i', '1').replace('o', '0').replace('t', '7')}") if arg[0] == 'Init': Capital.jobNumber = dice.roll(9) if arg[0] == 'Offer': Capital.jobProspectNumber = dice.roll(9) if int(Capital.occupationSalary[Capital.jobProspectNumber]) > Capital.income: # More$? Capital.jobNumber = Capital.jobProspectNumber # Move jobs else: return False # New offer makes Less $, Exit 0 Capital.income = int(Capital.occupationSalary[Capital.jobNumber]) # Attach new income & title Capital.jobTitle = Capital.occupationTitle[Capital.jobNumber] Capital.investmentDeposit = round(((Mortal.fiq/20) * Capital.income)/12) # Update savings account return True # We successfully moved jobs, Exit 1 class Invest: ''' Complex investment strategies ''' profitableCompanyList = [] def buy(stockName, stockValue): # Auto-Balancing Portfolio based on RRR ''' When we own multiple stocks buy more based on Risk Reward Ratio (RRR) from decision() ''' # Init buy function maxStockQty = -1 # Do we have a portfolio? if Capital.portfolio: # Where is stockName? for i in range(len(Capital.portfolio)): if Capital.portfolio[i][0] == stockName: # We havent bought all profitable companies yet: diversification if (len(Capital.portfolio) != len(Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList)): return # Find the average price we've paid for stockName stockAvgPfPrice = round((stockValue+(Capital.portfolio[i][1]*Capital.portfolio[i][3]))/(Capital.portfolio[i][3]+1)) # Balance portfolio value based on RRR values maxStockQty = round(Mortal.decision('RRRBalance', i, stockValue)) # No shares needed, exit if maxStockQty <= 0: return # Update portfolio with new stock payload and pay for stock then exit Capital.portfolio[i] = [Capital.portfolio[i][0], stockAvgPfPrice, Capital.portfolio[i][2], (Capital.portfolio[i][3] + maxStockQty)] Capital.cash -= (stockValue * maxStockQty) print(f"+{maxStockQty} {Company.name[ib]}: ${maxStockQty*Company.vals[ib]} (${Company.vals[ib]}ea)") return # We do not own this stock yet if maxStockQty == -1: # Find max buy qty. exit if we cant afford any maxStockQty = (Capital.cash//Company.vals[ib]) if maxStockQty <= 0: return # Prepare stockName payload stockPayload = [stockName, round(stockValue), Mortal.decision('RRR', Company.alpha[ib]), maxStockQty] # Introduce payload to portfolio, exit after paying for it Capital.portfolio.append( stockPayload ) Capital.cash -= (stockValue * maxStockQty) print(f"+{maxStockQty} {Company.name[ib]}: ${maxStockQty*Company.vals[ib]} (${Company.vals[ib]}ea)") return def sell(stockName): # Do we have a portfolio? if Capital.portfolio: # Where is stockName? for i in range(len(Capital.portfolio)): # Get the current price of stockName currentPrice = Company.vals[Company.name.index(stockName)] if Capital.portfolio[i][0] == (stockName): # Did stockName go bankrupt? remove from portfolio and exit if type(Capital.portfolio[i][1]) == str or type(currentPrice) == str: print(f"{stockName} ended up going bankrupt. (${Capital.portfolio[i][1]*Capital.portfolio[i][3]} invested).") del Capital.portfolio[i] return False # Figure profit based on avg price paid for stockName, remove from portfolio and exit profit = ((currentPrice - Capital.portfolio[i][1]) * Capital.portfolio[i][3]) print(f"Sold {Capital.portfolio[i][3]} shares of {stockName}. Profit: ${profit} (${Capital.portfolio[i][1]*Capital.portfolio[i][3]} invested).") Capital.cash += currentPrice * Capital.portfolio[i][3] del Capital.portfolio[i] return # We haven't found stockName that we are trying to sell yet else: continue class Company: ''' Companies that we can potentially invest in; Scalable ''' name = ['Sololearn Inc.', 'Google Corp.', 'Tesla Inc.', 'Microsoft Inc.', 'Monsters Inc.'] vals = [] alpha = [] RRR = [] for i in range(len(name)): # Initialize stock prices and alpha vals.append( r.randint(100, 500) ) alpha.append( r.randint(6, 12) ) class Economy: ''' The Economy movement based on (positive-biased) Random-Walk Fractional Brownian Motion cycle = (math.sin(2*math.pi*Economy.osc[1]*(Time.year/Economy.osc[0]))*(Economy.vol*2)) walk = (int(abs((r.randint(1,3))*(Economy.vol*cycle)))) ''' vol = r.randint(2,5) mult = [.80, 1.5, 3] osc = [11025, 440] walk = (int(abs((r.randint(1,3))*(vol*(math.sin(2*math.pi*osc[1]*(Time.year/osc[0]))*(vol*2)))))) def market(price, outlook): if (price != "BANKRUPT") and (price > 0): if dice.roll(1) == 0: return( price - (Economy.walk * Economy.mult[0]) ) else: if dice.roll(10) == 0: return( price + (Economy.walk * Economy.mult[2]) ) else: return( price + (Economy.walk * Economy.mult[1]) ) else: return( "BANKRUPT" ) def lethal(): ''' Randomly generated incident that lowers Mortal's Health ''' lethal = [ ["stabbed to death", "shot", "drowned", "burned to death", "ran over"], ["on a street", "at a playground", "in a car", "in a bathroom", "in a club", "at a grocery store", "at work", "at church", "at the local police station"], ["bank heist", "robbery", "hate crime", "police shootout", "drug deal gone wrong", ], ["during sunrise", "in broad daylight", "at night time", "at midnight"], ["man", "woman", "midget", "crazy guy", "Evil Morty", "Rick Sanchez", "crazy lady", "werewolf", "couch", "caveman", "giant squid", "overweight squirrel", "Cthulhu", "an unashamed and closeted, however noticeably obvious, transexual stripper", "your mother", "fleet of children storming out of daycare"], ["samurai sword", "baseball bat", "throwing dagger", "keyboard","tomato", "potato", "marshmellow", "carrot", "rubber chicken", "midget", "fishing pole", "squid", "flamethrower"], ["ambushed", "assailed", "assaulted", "humped", "spanked", "attacked", "stabbed", "stormed", "stricken", "jabbed", "jumped", "mugged", "punched", "pounced", "tackled", "charged", "captured", "hunted", "preyed upon", "stalked"], ["wielding", "brandishing", "swinging", "operating", "throwing", "waving", "whirling", "flaunting"], ["hospitalized", "stranded in the desert", "in the trunk of your car", "naked and afraid", f"in {Word('Bad')} mental distress", "in the emergency room", "upside down in a dumpster", "confused", "bruised", "bleeding out underneath your neighbor's front porch"] ] if (dice.roll(10 / MANIA) == 0): Mortal.death.cause = r.choice(lethal[0]) Event("LETHAL", f"You were {Mortal.death.cause} {r.choice(lethal[1])} from a {r.choice(lethal[2])} {r.choice(lethal[3])}.", nul) Mortal.health -= 100 else: Mortal.death.cause = f"{r.choice(lethal[4])} {r.choice(lethal[7])} a {r.choice(lethal[5])}" Event("MANIAC", f"You were {r.choice(lethal[6])} by a {Mortal.death.cause}, leaving you {r.choice(lethal[8])}.", nul) Mortal.health -= dice.roll(50) if Mortal.health >= 0: Mortal.death.cause = nul class Story: ''' Alot of these options were pulled from Ahri Fox's Story Generator; Check out her Sololearn profile! ''' storyMode = False antagonist, conflict = nul * 2 conflictList = ["shouting match", "love affair","fist fight", "sword fight", "food fight", "political war", "bout of evasion", "basketball game", "football match", "staredown"] damageList = ["Causing great mental distress", "Causing emotional turbulence"] nores = ["The battle rages on..", "The tension builds..", "This will not end well..", "Bloodshed awaits..", "Nobody is naked just yet.."] antagonistList = ["Ahri Fox", "Eminem", "a computer hacker", "an anarchist", "an engineer", "a bomber", "a street rat", "the Dragonborn", "the kids next door", "a female", "a male", "an angel", "a demon", "a unicorn", "a dictator", "a corporation", "a government", "a tragic event", "Bojack Horseman", "traffic", "religion", "a disease", "a rival", "the law", "an old friend", "a dog", "a marksmen", "a warrior", "a wizard", "a bard", "a thief", "a merchant", "a knight" ,"a spellsword" , "a peasant", "a necromancer", "a preist", "a bandit", "a monarch", "a large corporation", "an evil AI", "Python", "a room full of Python programmers", "a gang", "a secret society", "a new technology", "robots", "internet trolls", "the most powerful cyborg", "an entire race", "a god", "an evil mage", "an order of knights", "evil itself", "a giant", "an invading army", "a tyrant", "a greedy merchant", "a monster", "a dragon", "a starfleet" ,"an alien", "a galactic federation", "a space-time glitch", "the time traveler", "an invading army", "a incredibly infectious space fungus", "a robot", "a newborn", "an infant"] def storyGenerator(): res = ["They finally settled it over "+(r.choice(["coffee", "breakfast", "lunch", "dinner", "chicken", "hamburgers", "sunnyside-up eggs", "medium-rare steak", "imported vegan-friendly soyburgers", "black coffee"])), "Turns out it was sexual tension.. ..!", Story.antagonist+" forgot about it", (r.choice([Story.antagonist, Mortal.name]))+" paid money for the conflict to end", Mortal.name+" hired a hitman", Story.antagonist+" finally resorted to anarchy", Story.antagonist+" moved to "+(r.choice(["the USA", "China", "Europe", "North Korea", "Africa", "the Middle East", "Japan", "Australia", "the Bahamas"])), "It ended in bloodshed", "Turns out it was just a nightmare"] # Will our story be resolved? resolutionBool = r.choice([True, False]) # Are we already in storyMode? # We are in storyMode; It will not be resolved now if Story.storyMode == True and resolutionBool == False: # NO, YES conclusion = r.choice(Story.nores) return(f'{Mortal.name}\'s {Story.conflict} with {Story.antagonist}? {conclusion}.') # We are in storyMode; It will be resolved if Story.storyMode == True and resolutionBool == True: # YES, YES conclusion = r.choice(res) Story.storyMode = False return(f'{Mortal.name}\'s {Story.conflict} with {Story.antagonist}? {conclusion}.') # We are not in storyMode: Create story if Story.storyMode == False: Story.conflict = r.choice(Story.conflictList) Story.antagonist = r.choice(Story.antagonistList) damage = r.choice(Story.damageList) # Our newly created plot will not be resolved if resolutionBool == False: # NO, NO conclusion = r.choice(Story.nores) Story.storyMode = True return(f'{Mortal.name} has started a {Story.conflict} with {Story.antagonist}. {conclusion}.') # Our newly created plot will be resolved if resolutionBool == True: # NO, YES conclusion = r.choice(res) return(f'{Mortal.name} started a {Story.conflict} with {Story.antagonist}. {conclusion}.') class Conv(): def init(): # Figure out the setting of conversation charlist = ["Plant", "Receptionist", "a blind old man"] Conv.char1, Conv.char1_action = Mortal.name, "Greet" Conv.char2, Conv.char2_action = r.choice(charlist), "Greet" charlist.remove(Conv.char2) Conv.max_conversation_length = r.randint(1,3) # Figure out how the approach will happen approachlist = [f'approached {Conv.char2} from the left, panting heavily.', f'did a backflip in the general direction of {Conv.char2}', f'jumped in front of a car for {Conv.char2}', f'walked outside in the blistering cold to {Conv.char2}'] Conv.approach = r.choice(approachlist) Conv.fight, Conv.goodbye = '', '' def response_gen_function(c, l, w): response = "" # Character is unresponsive. if c == "Plant": response = r.choice([" * Silence.. * "]) # Framework of the conversation. if w == 1: if Conv.char2_action == "Agree": Conv.char1_action = r.choice(["Open", "Compliment", "Agree"]) if Conv.char2_action == "Disagree": Conv.char1_action = r.choice(["Open", "Agree", "Disagree", "Insult"]) if Conv.char2_action == "Insult": Conv.char1_action = r.choice(["Insult", "Disagree", "Agree", "Fight"]) else: if Conv.char1_action == "Agree": Conv.char2_action = r.choice(["Open", "Compliment", "Agree"]) if Conv.char1_action == "Disagree": Conv.char2_action = r.choice(["Open", "Agree", "Disagree", "Insult"]) if Conv.char1_action == "Insult": Conv.char2_action = r.choice(["Insult", "Disagree", "Agree", "Fight"]) # Stage 1 if l == "Greet": if c == Mortal.name: response = r.choice(["Hey gorgeous, I've been watching you from the other side of the room.."]) if c == "Receptionist": response = r.choice(["How may I help you?"]) if c == "a blind old man": response = r.choice(["Hello there young one"]) if w == 1: Conv.char2_action = "Open"; Conv.char1_action = r.choice(["Agree", "Disagree"]) else: Conv.char1_action = "Open"; Conv.char2_action = r.choice(["Agree", "Disagree"]) # Stage 2 if l == "Open": if c == Mortal.name: response = r.choice(["I was just wondering your name and if you're here alone"]) if c == "Receptionist": response = r.choice(["Hello! How may I help you?"]) if c == "a blind old man": response = r.choice(["It's a lovely day here"]) if w == 1: Conv.char2_action = r.choice(["Agree", "Disagree", "Open"]) else: Conv.char1_action = r.choice(["Agree", "Disagree", "Open"]) # Stage 3 if l == "Agree": if c == Mortal.name: response = r.choice(["Shit yeah bro"]) if c == "Receptionist": response = r.choice(["*Types on computer* Okay you're all set!"]) if c == "a blind old man": response = r.choice(["I definitely agree."]) if l == "Disagree": if c == Mortal.name: response = r.choice(["You ask too many questions."]) if c == "Receptionist": response = r.choice(["*Types on computer* That's not what the internet says."]) if c == "a blind old man": response = r.choice(["*Stares blankly* 'What did you say'"]) if l == "Compliment": if c == Mortal.name: response = r.choice(["I'm in love with your smile"]) if c == "Receptionist": response = r.choice(["I hope you're having a lovely day!"]) if c == "a blind old man": response = r.choice(["You're a lively one!"]) if l == "Insult": if c == Mortal.name: response = r.choice(["You're a piece of shit.", "*Stares*"]) if c == "Receptionist": response = r.choice(["There's no need for your attitude."]) if c == "a blind old man": response = r.choice(["Now when I was your age.."]) if l == "Fight": if c == "Plant": response = r.choice(["Plant. Fight."]) else: response = r.choice(["Char. Fight."]) return response def conclusion_gen_function(f): if Conv.fight: Conv.goodbye = "A brawl is surely brewing!" elif not Conv.fight: Conv.goodbye = r.choice(["And then they said their goodbyes.", f'{Conv.char1} then did a backflip the hell out of there to avoid further conversation.']) return( Conv.goodbye ) def run(): Conv.init() print( Mortal.name, Conv.approach ) for i in range(Conv.max_conversation_length): print( f'{Mortal.name}: {Conv.response_gen_function(Conv.char1, Conv.char1_action, 1)}' ) if Conv.char1_action == "Fight": Conv.fight = True; break print( f'{Conv.char2}: {Conv.response_gen_function(Conv.char2, Conv.char2_action, 2)}' ) if Conv.char2_action == "Fight": Conv.fight = True; break print( Conv.conclusion_gen_function(Conv.fight) ) # ================================================ # Code =========================================== if __name__ == '__main__': # Init Life vars as nul: the third Boolean value recognized as undefined, while still usable ownCar, ownHouse, school, college, married, kids, retired, mgtow, feminist, invest, Mortal.death.cause = nul * 11 Mortal.birth() while Mortal.alive: Time.annum() if (Mortal.age != 0) and (Mortal.age % Time.announceInterval == 0) and (invest == nul or invest == False): Line() print(f"{Time.year} (HP:{Mortal.health})") elif (Mortal.age != 0) and (Mortal.age % Time.announceInterval == 0) and (invest == True): Line() print(f"{Time.year} (HP:{Mortal.health}) (Investing Capital:{Capital.cash})") # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Premature Death - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mortal.alive = Mortal.death() if dice.roll(dice.high) == 69 else Mortal.alive dice.high = 233 if Mortal.age <= 8 else dice.high dice.high = 103 if Mortal.age >= 32 else dice.high dice.high = 69 if Mortal.age >= 64 else dice.high # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Story - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 18): # if in storyMode, we are twice as likely to enter storyGenerator() and end conflict if ((Story.storyMode == True) and (dice.roll(abs(5-MANIA)) == 0)) or (dice.roll(10-MANIA) == 0): Event("Conflict", Story.storyGenerator(), nul) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Intermediary School - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age > 5 and Mortal.age == dice.roll(20)) and (dice.roll(7) != 1) and (Mortal.intel > 2) and (school == nul): if Mortal.e < 3: Event("School", "You become a wallflower at a new school.", nul) elif Mortal.e >= 7: Event("School", "You make plenty of friends at your new school.", nul) elif Mortal.intel >= 8: school = Event("School", "You test out of school due to high intelligence.", 1) elif Mortal.c < 3: Event("School", "You learn how to drink and smoke pot in high school school.", 1) else: school = Event("School", "You drop out of school", 0) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Teenager- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 16) and (dice.roll(5) == 0): Capital.employ('Init') Capital.employed = Event("Employment", f"You begin working as a {Capital.jobTitle} for ${Capital.income}.", True) if Mortal.fiq <= 3: Capital.investmentDeposit = Event("FIQ", f"With a financial IQ of {Mortal.fiq}, you spend money quicker than you make it.", 0 ) else: Event("FIQ", f"With a financial IQ of {Mortal.fiq}, you begin to stash away ${Capital.investmentDeposit}/mo.", nul) if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 20) and (Mortal.age <= 65) and (dice.roll(12 - Mortal.c) == 1): if Capital.employ('Offer') == False: if Capital.jobRefusalCount < 2: Capital.jobRefusalCount += Event("Employment", f"You reject a job opportunity because it didn't pay as well. R{Capital.jobRefusalCount} ", 1) else: Event("Employment", f"You begin your career as a {Capital.occupationTitle[Capital.jobNumber]} for ${Capital.occupationSalary[Capital.jobNumber]}.", nul) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Lethal & Maniac - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (dice.roll(100 / MANIA) == 0): lethal() # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Car - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and ownCar != True and Mortal.age >=16 and (dice.roll(3) == 0): carPurchaseYear = Time.year carBrand = r.choice(Capital.carBrandList) if ownCar == nul: ownCar = Event("Car", f"You bought your first car! A {carBrand}!", 1) elif ownCar == False: ownCar = Event("Car", f"You replaced your car with a new {carBrand}.", 1) if (Mortal.health > 0) and (ownCar == True) and (dice.roll(40/MANIA) == 0): carIncident = ["was stolen by a {Word('Bad')} group of thugs.", f"was vandalised by {Word('Bad')} teenagers.", "was crushed by a falling tree.", "rolled off a massive cliff.", "hydrolocked from a flood.", "was hijacked by the cartel.", f"burnt down in a {Word('Bad')} fire."] ownCar = Event("Car", f"The {carBrand} you bought in {carPurchaseYear} {r.choice(carIncident)}", 0) if (Mortal.health > 0) and (dice.roll(85/MANIA)) == 0: ownCar = Event("Health", f"You were in a {Word('Bad')} car accident.", 0) Mortal.health -= 30 if Mortal.health <= 0: Mortal.death.cause = "Car accident" # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # MGTOW & Feminism- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0): if (Mortal.age >= 18) and (Mortal.gender == "Male") and Mortal.c > 3 and (dice.roll(50 / MANIA) == 1) and (mgtow != True) and (married != True): mgtow = Event("MGTOW", "You GYOW.", 1) feminist = False married = False if (Mortal.age >= 18) and (Mortal.gender == "Female") and Mortal.n > 5 and (dice.roll(50 / MANIA) == 1) and (feminist != True) and (married != True): feminist = Event("Feminism", "You become a feminist.", 1) mgtow = False married = False # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # College - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 25) and (college == nul) : if (dice.roll(5) == 0) and (Mortal.intel > 7) and ((Mortal.c > 7) or (Mortal.e > 9)): college = Event("College", "You make it into a reputable college.", 1) elif (dice.roll(5) == 0) and (Mortal.intel > 4): college = Event("College", "You make it into a community college.", 1) elif Mortal.gender == "Apache Attack Helicopter" and dice.roll(5) == 0: college = Event("College", "You make it into a prestigious Attack Helicopter school.", 1) else: college = Event("College", "You fail to make it into a college.", 1) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Investing - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if Mortal.age >= 18: # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Capability Check- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - while invest == nul: # Append any profitable companies based on FIQ and company outlook to list Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList = [i for i in range(len(Company.name)) if (Mortal.decision('Stock', Company.alpha[i]) == True)] # If any companies were appended, determine we are eligible for investing if Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList: invest = Event("Invest", (f"At age {str(Mortal.age)} you decide to invest. {len(Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList)} companies interest you in particular."), 1) break # We did not break in previous statement: no companies were profitable invest = Event("Invest", "Investing is too confusing.", 0) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Update Bank account - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Capital.cash += round(Capital.investmentDeposit) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Flood Market Values - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (invest == True) and (Mortal.age % Time.announceInterval == 0): for i in range(len(Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList)): # ib = Integer buffer; Company placeholder ib = Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList[i] # bp = Buffer Price; if not string round() then send to Economy.market() Company.vals[ib] = (lambda bp:(type(bp)!=str) and (round(bp)) or (bp))(Economy.market(Company.vals[ib],Company.alpha[ib])) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Buy shares- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (type(Company.vals[ib]) != str) and (Company.vals[ib] <= Capital.cash): Capital.Invest.buy(Company.name[ib], Company.vals[ib]) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Conversation- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if Mortal.alive and r.randint(0,10) == 0: Conv.run() # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # House - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 20) and (Capital.income >= 80000) and (ownHouse != True): Capital.houseValue = (r.randint(50, 300)*1000) if ownHouse == nul: ownHouse = Event("House", f"You bought your first house for ${Capital.houseValue}!",1) housePurchaseYear = Time.year else: ownHouse = Event("House", f"You bought a house for ${Capital.houseValue}.", 1) housePurchaseYear = Time.year if (Mortal.health > 0) and (ownHouse == True) and (dice.roll(35) == 0): if dice.roll(10/MANIA) == 0: ownHouse = Event("House", f"The house you bought in {housePurchaseYear} burnt down in a {Word('Bad')} fire, and you were in it.", 0) Mortal.health -= 100 Mortal.death.cause = "House fire" else: ownHouse = Event("House", f"The house you bought in {housePurchaseYear} burnt down in a {Word('Bad')} fire.", 0) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Marriage- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 25) and (married == nul): if (dice.roll(5) == 0) and Mortal.e > 2: married = Event("Marriage", f"You marry your {Word('Good')} high school sweetheart.", 1) elif (dice.roll(3) == 0) and Mortal.a > 4: married = Event("Marriage", "You feel obligated to get married.", 1) elif Mortal.c >= 9: married = Event("Marriage", "Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.\nIt hits hard Morty. Then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.\nI did it. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle, Morty.\n\tRise Above. Focus on Science.\n", 0) # Rick Sanchez elif Mortal.gender == "Apache Attack Helicopter": if dice.roll(1) == 0: married = Event("Marriage", "You marry another individual whom has the sexual orientation of Apache Attack Helicopter.", 1) else: married = Event("Marriage", "You identify as Apache Attack Helicopter to show the world you don't need marriage.", 0) else: married = Event("Marriage", "You've seen enough failed marriages in your life to reject the idea of marriage.", 0) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Kids- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 25) and (kids == nul): if (dice.roll(44/MANIA) == 0): kids = Event("Kids", "You find out that you are unable to have children.", 0) elif married == True and (dice.roll(5) == 0): if Mortal.gender == "Male": kids = Event("Kids", "Your wife is pregnant.", 1) if Mortal.gender == "Female": kids = Event("Kids", "You are pregnant.", 1) elif married == False and (dice.roll(69/MANIA) == 0): if Mortal.gender == "Male": if mgtow: kids = Event("Kids", "Despite GYOW you have a child.", 1) else: kids = Event("Kids", "Your one night stand is pregnant.", 1) if Mortal.a > 5 and (dice.roll(5*MANIA) == 0): marriage = Event("Marriage", "You decide to marry the mother of your child.", 1) if Mortal.gender == "Female": if feminist: kids = Event("Kids", "Despite being a feminist, you conceive a child.", 1) else: kids = Event("Kids", "You are pregnant from a one night stand.", 1) if Mortal.e > 5 and (dice.roll(5*MANIA) == 0): marriage = Event("Marriage", "The father of your child decides to marry you.", 1) if Mortal.gender =="Apache Attack Helicopter": kids = Event("Kids", "Despite identifying as an Apache Attack Helicopter you have {dice.roll(10)} children...", 1) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Retirement- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health > 0) and (Mortal.age >= 65) and (retired == nul) and (dice.roll(3) == 0): retired = Event("Retirement", f"Finally. {Word('Good').capitalize()} retirement.", 1) # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # Dying / Death - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - if (Mortal.health <= 0) or (Mortal.alive and Mortal.age >= 75 and dice.roll(15) == 0): Mortal.death() else: Mortal.health -= .5 # - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - # How much did we make in a lifetime with investing? if (Mortal.alive == False) and Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList: print(f'\n\nYour family sold your company shares:') for i in range(len(Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList)): Capital.Invest.sell(str(Company.name[Capital.Invest.profitableCompanyList[i]])) # END ============================================