End of the internet

What is this all about?

I am very sorry, all cyber-friends, but the internet is coming to an end. Yes, you may be thinking that this is an outrageous idea. But no, it is true. This is not a prank! Guy Cheesyman, one of the people who maintain the internet, says "The internet has gone on for many many years, but this is the ultimate end." Cyberspace has simply become too full. Internet moderators cannot pay for the large fees that has come along. The internet has only so much space!

Yes, there may be a few of you who have been thinking "Heck no that's stupid!" But it is true. Have you seen how many people are so attatched to it? Studies from 2017 show that about 90% of the population use the internet. That's 7,200,000,000 people. That is a lot.

Several people have complained of the computer having a "ghost" in it. This means that whatever they are typing has brought them to another, irrevelent page. These are the bugs of the internet. Recently, hackers have taken over google acounts. The moderators are taking the internet down because of this reason too.

Is there any hope?

There is talk that the internet will be reopened again in 2020. For many daily internet users, this is probably going to seem like a very long time. But maybe there is some good in this shut-down. We may be able to enjoy the sun and play water games. Besides, only the internet-connectde games are shut down. So there is some hope....what I mean is that you can still play your Wii or Xbox or Playstation, just as long as it doesn't need internet connection for it.

The Effects?

You might see more birds in the sky. Since you will not be able to use E-Mail, the birds are there to help deliver messages. More mail might litter your mailbox too. The printing press will be down, however. So mail will come slower than usual, sadly. Handwritten messages are best during these times.

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We have seen it nessessary to do this. Any new webpages being made now will be shut down. I have been allowed to make this webpage because of the inconvienience. The internet will be shut down by May 31. Expect a blac page saying"Internet closed" when you click on your browser. Be ready.

Within these times of need, please help each other!

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