coding jokes

coding jokes

1.programmers while coding
it works why? -_-
it doesn't work why •.•
c++/c# programmers see python code:

2.num = int(input("enter number:")) if num > 0:
print("positive")
elif num < 0:
print("negative")
else:
print("zero")
c++/c# programmers:
your eyes see it, but you head can't make sense of it

3.for(int i = o, i<100; i++) {
Console.WriteLine(i); }
Level 1 crook

int = 0;
while (i<100) {
Console.WriteLine(i);
i++;
}
level 50 hitman

int i = 0;
Loop:
if (!(i<100)) gotoEnd;
Console.WriteLine(i);
i++;
goto loop;
level 100 mafia boss

1. x = hello world
document.write(x)
level 1 rook
2. print("hello world")
level 25 hitman
3.#include stdio.h
int main() {
printf("hello world"\n");
return 0;
level 50 boss
} 4.class MyClass {
public static void main(string[ ]args){
system.outprintln("hello world");
}
}
level 100 mafia boss