Quote Collection

“Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime.”
David Leinweber

“The object-oriented version of spaghetti code is, of course, ‘lasagna code’. Too many layers.”
Roberto Waltman

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
Bill Gates

"The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit."
Anonymous

"good programmers do programming not because they expect to get paid or get adulation by the public, but because it is fun.”
Linus Torvalds

“Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live”
John Woods

“Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it?”
Brian W. Kernighan