/* SHOULD I CHECK MY E-MAIL? CREATED BY: VITRUVIAN MAY 1st, 2018 */ var current = 0; var ww = 0; var wh = 0; var qtop = 0; var flow = []; var l; var html; flow.push(["Have you checked
in the past 3 min.",1,2,""]); flow.push(["Did someone tell you
that they sent you an
important e-mail?",3,18,""]); flow.push(["Are you with
your family?",5,4,""]); flow.push(["Was it
your boss?",16,6,""]); flow.push(["Are you
at work?",7,8,""]); flow.push(["Do you want to
keep your family?",18,17,""]); flow.push(["Was it someone
from your family?",11,12,""]); flow.push(["Are you
procastrinating?",15,14,""]); flow.push(["Are you expecting
a job offer?",13,9,""]); flow.push(["Are you expecting
a lottery notification?",13,10,""]); flow.push(["Are you expecting
magic e-beans?",13,18,""]); flow.push(["Are you avoiding
your parents?",20,16,""]); flow.push(["Someone from
facebook?",21,18,""]); flow.push(["Are you
serious?",13,18,""]); flow.push(["Are you lying
to yourself?",18,22,""]); flow.push(["Do you want to
continue thys cycle
of incompletation?",19,18,""]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"Check your
E-Mail"]); flow.push(["END_ok",0,0,"By all means, Jerk,
Check your E-Mail"]); flow.push(["END_no",0,0,"Dont' Check
your E-Mail"]); flow.push(["END_no",0,0,"Fool,
Don't Check"]); flow.push(["END_no",0,0,"What kind of
son/daugther are you?
Check it now!"]); flow.push(["END_no",0,0,"Get off facebook,
Don't Check"]); flow.push(["END_no",0,0,"You are a liar,
Don't Check"]); $(document).ready(function() { $("body").delegate("#again","click",function() { $("#again").hide(); $(".questions,.check,.dontcheck").remove(); show(0); }); $("body").delegate(".yesno","click",function() { classname = ($(this).attr("class").split(" "))[1]; $(".yesno").fadeTo(300,0,function() { $(".yesno").remove(); }); h = $(this).parent().height()+11; next = $(this).data("index"); rand = Math.floor(Math.random()*5000); $(this).parent().append("

"); if (classname=="yes") { $(".questions").stop().animate({ "left":"+=201px", "top":"-="+(71+h)+"px" },600,"linear",function() { }); $("#l_"+rand).stop().animate({ "width":"105px" },600,"linear",function() { show(next); }); } else { $(".questions").stop().animate({ "left":"-=201px", "top":"-="+(71+h)+"px" },600,"linear",function() { }); $("#l_"+rand).stop().animate({ "width":"105px" },600,"linear",function() { show(next); }); } }); ww = $(window).width(); wh = $(window).height(); show(0); }); function show(c) { current = c; var f = flow[c]; var q = f[0]; if (q.substr(0,3)=="END") { q = q.substr(4); comment = f[3]; l = parseInt((ww-264)/2); html = "

"+comment+"

"; $("#main").append(html); $("#q_"+c).fadeTo(400,1,function() { $("#again").show(); }); } else { var yes = f[1]; var no = f[2]; var nl = q.split("
").length; if (qtop===0) { qtop = parseInt((wh-(23)*nl)/2)-60; } l = parseInt((ww-264)/2); rand = Math.floor(Math.random()*5000); html = "

"+q+"

YES

"; $("#main").append(html); $("#q_"+rand).fadeTo(400,1,function() { $(".yesno").fadeTo(300,1,function() { }); }); } }

Should I check my email? - Interactive Flowchart