props = (x, y) => { return { strings: x, cursor: false, speed: 10, nextStringDelay: 50, startDelay: 0, breakDelay: 50, afterComplete: y } } $(document).ready(()=>{ new TypeIt('div', props(['Loading scripts...','Initializing Session...', 'Preparing to train the machine...', 'Adding a little sense of humor...'], e => { $('input').attr('placeholder', 'Lets talk!'); $('input, button').removeAttr('disabled'); })).pause(500).empty().options({speed: 50}).type('

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').options({speed: 10}).type('To begin talking click the input and button below') }); const r = [/time/i, /today/i, /date/i, /day/i, /btc/i, /bitcoin/i, /hi/i, /h[i|e|a]llo/, /joke/i, /how/i, /do/i]; const btc = []; fetch('https://api.cryptonator.com/api/ticker/btc-usd').then(res => res.json()).then(json => btc.push(json)) msg = () => { let val = $('input').val(); let html = $('div').html(); let d = new Date(); if(r[0].test(val)){ $('div').html(html +'
> ' + val + '
It is ' + d.toLocaleTimeString()) } else if(r[1].test(val) || r[2].test(val) || r[3].test(val)){ $('div').html(html +'
> ' + val + '
Today is ' + d.getDate() + '.' + d.getMonth() +'.'+d.getFullYear()) } else if(val.length === 1){ $('div').html(html +'
> ' + val + '
Even I am VERYYY smart chatbot I still cant guess what ya sayin in just one letter. Try more letters :)') } else if(r[4].test(val) || r[5].test(val)){ $('div').html(html + '
> ' + val + '
Bitcoin costs $' + btc[0].ticker.price) } else if(r[6].test(val) || r[7].test(val)){ $('div').html(html +'
> ' + val + '
Hi!') } else if(/joke/i.test(val)){ const jokes = [ ` A: What is a robot’s favorite type of music?
B: I really don’t know.
A: Heavy metal! `,`
A: Why did the robot go back to robot school?
B: Tell me.
A: Because his skills were getting a little rusty! `,`
A: What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?
B: Luke: Dunno. What?
A: Lance: A trans-farmer! `]; $('div').html(html + '
>' + val + '
' + jokes[Math.floor(Math.random() * jokes.length)]); } else if(/how/i.test(val) && /do/i.test(val)){ $('div').html(html + '
>' + val + '
(•◡•)') } }

[TASK] FriendOS // Virtual Assistant