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Jokes

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who thought this would be a binary joke.

To understand recursion, you firstly need to understand recursion.

A lazy dog is a slow pup.
A slope-up is an inclined plane.
An ink-lined plane is a sheet of paper

Hence, a lazy dog is a sheet of paper.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.

Stealing refrigerators is hard work.
Hard work is good for you.
Conclusion: stealing refrigerators is good for you.

What does a programmer do when he is in trouble?
Screams: "F1 F1 F1!"

Transitivity:

A piece of ham is better than nothing.
Nothing is better than unlimited wealth, health, love and happiness.

A piece of ham is better than unlimited wealth, health, love and happiness.

How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Yes

How many programmers do you need to change a light bulb?
None. That is a hardware problem.

My favorite C++ commands



            #define private public


            #define int long long int

            //dont forget to use signed main


            #define endl '\n'

            #define thousand 10

Malicious C++ commands



            #define int short

            #define while if

            #define return auto foo=