Comedy Jokes 2

Comedy Jokes 2

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Doctor : I am sorry. Operation ke waqt Rubber ke Gloves 🧤🧤 aapke pet me reh gaye. Dobara operation karna hoga.

Sardar : Abey, pagal he kya? ye le 20 rupaye,naya le le...😄😃😀😂

👳Sardar ji Bank 🏦 me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier : Tumhare Note nakli hai.

Sardar : Tujhe kya farak padata hai? Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! 😳😝😂😁😂😂😀

Wife : Tum to kehte the ki Shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse bahut Pyaar karoge....

Husband : Mujhe kya pata tha ki tumhari Shaadi mujhse hi ho jayegi ........! 😂😂😜😜😜😜😜

Blast of the day : Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger and demanded money.

Husband replied, "Ye Ungli to kisi ki bhi ho sakti hai.."😡MUNDI Bhej MUNDI". 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

2 sardaron 👳👳 ko 2 bomb 💣💣 mile.

1st Sardar : Chal police 👮👮 ko de ke aate he.

2nd sardar : Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?

1st sardar : Jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Police : Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.

Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police : Kyo hass rahe ho?

Sardar : Mai to uthta hi subah 9 baje hu! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Ek sardar ki chhatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella ☂️ me hole kyu?

Sardar bola : Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hitler : "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary 📖."

Sardar : Ab bolne se kya faayda? Jab kharidi thi tab check karna tha! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣