Comedy Jokes 2(Eng)

Comedy Jokes 2

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Doctor : I am sorry. During Operation, I left my rubber gloves 🧤🧤 in your stomach. I have to again do the operation.

Sardar : Hey, are you mad ?? Take these 10 dollars and buy yourself another pair of gloves. 😄😃😀😂

👳Sardar ji went to the Bank 🏦 for depositing money.

Cashier : Your note is fake.

Sardar : What does it matter to you ? I am depositing it in my account though !! 😳😝😂😁😂😂😀

Wife : You told me that after marriage you would give me more love and affection !

Husband : At that time I wasn't knowing that my marriage was going to happen with you !! 😂😂😜😜😜😜😜

Blast of the day : Wife was kidnapped. Kidnapper sent to husband a piece of her finger and demanded money.

Husband replied, "This finger could belong to anyone. Bring my wife's head for the confirmation, then I may send you money." 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

2 sardar 👳👳 found 2 bomb 💣💣

1st Sardar : Let's give these to the police. 👮👮

2nd sardar : But if on the way one bomb blasted on the road, then what will we do ?

1st sardar : We will lie to them that we had only one. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Police : Tomorrow you will get Capital Punishment at 9 am.

Sardar : Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Police : Why are you laughing then ??

Sardar : Because I wake up at 10 am everyday ! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

One sardar had an umbrella ☂️ with a hole. Someone asked him why he was using such an umbrella.

Sardar replied : How come will I know when the rain stops ?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hitler : "There's no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary 📖."

Sardar : What advantage now! You should have checked it before speaking !! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Comedy Jokes 2 (Eng)