var quotes=["A closed mouth gathers no feet.","A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.","A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.","A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject.","An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly.","Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.","Flattery will go far tonight.","He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.","He who laughs last is laughing at you.","He who throws dirt is losing ground.","Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.","The greatest danger could be your stupidity.","The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.","You will be hungry again in one hour.","You can always find happiness at work on Friday.","Confucius say: if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.","A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.","A tub and a rub will change your day.","Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.","Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas.","Don’t behave with cold manners.","Don’t forget you are always on our minds.","Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore.","Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.","It’s about time I got out of that cookie.","Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.","Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.","Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.","Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.","Suppose you can get what you want.","That wasn’t chicken.","There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.","You love Chinese food.","You will gain admiration from your peers.","You will receive a fortune cookie.","Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.","Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.","Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it. - Bill Cosby ","Don’t fry bacon in the nude.","Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin","If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle","The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball","When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.","Wise person never try to get even. Wise person get odder.","Your inferiority complex not good enough. Try harder.","You are cleverly disguised as responsible adult.","Tomorrow at breakfast, listen carefully: do what rice krispies tell you to.","Okay to look at past and future. Just don’t stare.","Wise person need either good manners or fast reflexes.","Soup was secret family recipe made from toad. Hope you liked!","You will soon have an out of money experience.","Probability of being seen directly proportional to stupidity of act.","He who dies with most toys, still dies.","Person who rests on laurels gets thorn in backside.","Practice safe eating. Always use condiments.","Person who give self haircut after rice wine will be buzzed.","Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.","Hard work pay off in future. Laziness pay off now.","Life is sexually transmitted condition.","Give person fish, he eat for day. Teach person to fish, he always smell funny.","Person who argue with idiot is taken for fool.","Look before you leap. Or wear parachute.","The end is near, might as well have dessert.","This fortune no good. Try another.","Of all 27 alternatives, running away is best.","Honeymoon should be like table: 4 bare legs, no drawers.","Wise husband is one who thinks twice before saying nothing.","On keyboard of life, always keep one finger on escape key.","You are going nowhere, but at least is interesting path.","Indecision is key to flexibility.","Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.","A day without sunshine is like night.","You are only young once, but can be immature forever.","Be nice to friends. You might need them to empty your bedpan.","$ is just a concept. People empower it.","The study of history is the beginning of political wisdom.","The wit of a graduate student is like champagne.","The world is round so the place which may seem like the end, may also be only the beginning.","80% of the results flow from 20% of the activities - Pareto Principle","A baby is God's way of saying the world should go on.","A bashful admirer will soon be reveled.","A beauty is a woman you notice, a charmer is a women who notices you.","A book is in your future.","A clean conscience is a soft pillow.","A committee of one gets things done. - Joe Ryan","A diamond is a hunk of coal that stuck with it.","A diamond is a piece of coal that stuck with the job.","A friend asks only for your time not your money.","A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.","A friend will soon bring you a gift.","A girl who is free for the evening can be one of the most expensive things in the world.","A good beginning is only half done.","A new challenge is near.","A package of value will arrive soon.","A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.","A pet will always brighten your day.","A pleasant surprise is in store for you.","A problem is an backwards opportunity.","A refreshing change is in your future.","A sense of humor is the pole that adds balance as you walk the tightrope of life.","A ship in the harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.","A small incident will develop to your advantage.","A smile is the shortest distance between two people.","A winner never whines. - Paul Brown","After all, tomorrow is another day. Happy Birthday!","After graduation, you enter upon the time of life where you are responsible for grading your own answers.","After you have children, the economic law reverses to Demand & Supply - Marcelene Cox","Error 404, fortune not found","Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides","Always be kind. Have a good attitude. Never give up. - Walter Swan","Always begin with an end in mind.","Always look for ways to add value for the customer.","Always take a photograph of a rainbow when you see one.","Always tell the truth- it's the easiest thing to remember. - David Mamet","An alarm clock is a device to awake people who don't have babies.","And remember that behind every successful woman......is a basket of dirty laundry.","Answers make you wise, but questions make you human.","Any fool can criticize. Many do.","Anyone who says things are in bad shape these days, hasn't seen you lately.","Appreciate your own uniqueness and talents.","As trust increases, so, too, does efficiency.","Aside from survival, people most want to be understood.","Ask questions first. Then state your opinions.","Attitude more than aptitude, will determine your altitude.","Bad habits are hard to break, especially if you like them.","Be alert! You're about to make a new lifelong friend.","Be alert, practical and honest.","Be careful and systematic in your business arrangements.","Be nice to people on your way up. You may meet them on your way down.","Be patient - the true love you seek will appear.","Before honor is humility.","Beware of lovers bearing fortune cookies...","Change before you have to.","Cleaning house while your kids are growing up is like shoveling snow before it stops snowing.","Communication is the currency of leadership.","Compliments cost nothing yet can give so much.","Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.","Do not let society paralyze you with its limits.","42","Fourty-Two","If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0","The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.","Sorry, cookies are not enabled. Please enable cookies to receive your fortune.","Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.","19 Jan 2038 at 3:14:07 AM
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